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orteil42 answered:
clowns ? clowns are scary as shit son. stay away from cookie clicker clowns, don’t give them your money they’ll just run away with it cackling. goddamn rip-off mobile clowns
the true crime girlies at work shake like chihuahuas every time a street person so much as looks at them
and like. they have no capacity to comprehend the level of retaliatory violence that would fall on every street person in a ten mile radius if anybody so much as touched a hair on their heads, but they really think the autistic guy with no teeth popping in to say hello is gonna Get Em
EVERY fucking stupid liberals university in the star trek future their fucking student sketch comedy group OF COURSE has at least one Vulcan and it's like their thing where they're like "haha I bet you wouldn't expect a VULCAN in an IMPROV group!!!!!" as if this hasn't become such a fucking tired cliche like literally since 2063 every fucking comedy show has the token Vulcan to be the straight man. you're doing nothing. call me when you guys make an effort to actually include tellarites in the writing room instead of confining them to punch lines. and to be honest with you guys your Vulcan isn't even that good. his performance was highly derivative of T'min's work in the big bang theory 3 (the third big bang yheory. they make a lot of sitcom sequels in the future)
The last thing you said cannot be true because star trek is supposed to be a utopian future.
star trek is very demonstrably not a utopian future it's a broken society playing at paradise. we see hints of this earlier in the post when I mention university improv comedy groups
playing civilization v but looking up after every turn and shaking my head so everyone knows i dont agree with colonialism